Yesterday's top story in my local rag (Fort Worth Star-Telegram)--Texas ranks last in health care and education.
Ya think? Uhhm, yup. See today's story:
Burleson elementary school evacuated after toilt paper set ablaze
Posted Wednesday, Sep. 23, 2009 
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Burleson’s Taylor Elementary School was briefly evacuated Wednesday morning when a toilet paper roll was set on fire in a restroom at about 8:30 a.m.
Emergency personnel responded and put out the fire, which melted the plastic housing around the toilet paper holder and created a large amount of smoke.
The school is at 400 NE Alsbury Blvd.
Campus administrators decided to relocate 13 classrooms to temporary buildings so maintenance staff could clean and air out the affected area.
OK, they fixed the typo in the headline.
ReplyDeleteIt now reads "toilet paper". Not toilt.
Fine. N dandy.
Today's deficient school day remains.
Classrooms disrupted by burning TP.
Cheezus Crispo!
Around here some people pronounce it toilt.
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